28 Aug 2005
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father´s business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his
Mother was sure he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTORICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn´t get a fair trial
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice, when there was no food
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn´t get it
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do
Onsdag d. 31/08-05 16:23
hæhæhæhæhæhæhæ :-)
Onsdag d. 07/09-05 22:21
Sagt på en anden måde, så må Jesus være en ægte globalist :-)